Thursday, April 28, 2005
The Hunter
In the year 7000, I shall be reborn a Siberian Tiger. I will be known as Owa Tana Siam and I will prowl my jungle domain, menacing all who dare cross my path with my fearsome teeth and deafening roar. One fine day I shall devour the last living human being alive, and it will be a most satisfying meal for this most fiercesome hunter. But until that moment of glory comes to pass, I shall be apartment hunting, and right now, it's not going so good.
