How to Make It in Life

While grocery shopping today, I came across a product that piqued my curiosity and made my mouth water. I must say that I felt ashamed almost immediately afterwards. But in the end, there was no fighting it -- I simply had to purchase this demonic concoction, my hands trembling as I handed the cashier a few crumpled bills. Perhaps tonight I shall partake of this heady brew, and perhaps I shall find it sinfully delicious...