How to Make It in Life

I haven't seen a dentist in about three years. I finally got a dental plan, so I'm gonna schedule a visit as soon as I can. I hope that I don't have 20 cavities like my friend did. She hadn't seen a dentist in a mere two years. When they finally looked in her mouth, the dentist must've been horrified, and then probably secretly happy as he got a boner over all the money he'd get from this. It was so bad, they had to get her cavities filled on two separate days, one for each side of her mouth.

All I gotta say is I'll be happy if I have less than five cavities.