How to Make It in Life

I was looking in today's paper and saw an ad for that delicious sloppy joe product, Manwich. And it got me to thinking about how they ever thought to call it "Manwich" in the first place. Because, for me, the three things that come to mind when I hear "Manwich" are:

1. A sandwich for cannibals
2. A menage-a-trois with two dudes
3. A very small village in England

I guess it was probably meant to convey an image of manly All-American men who liked to eat sloppy joes and get all messy with their buddies. And then afterwards get all oiled up and wrestle each other.

Well, actually sloppy joes does sound good right about now, so let's see what I have in the fridge... ah yes, tuna again. Fuck me.