How to Make It in Life

An inquistive fellow, perhaps frightened by a recent discovery about himself, came searching for answers here via this heartbreaking query. To ease his mind, I've come up with a list just for him, in case he comes back.

The Advantages of Having Three Testicles

It's always good to have a spare.

You're more likely to father triplets.

Third time's the charm. Same goes with balls.

If your name is Tony, you can call yourself "Three Testicle Tony"

You fill out your Speedos real nice.

While most guys nickname their testicles after famous duos, you can name yours after famous trios. Ladies, say hello to Huey, Dewey and Louie.