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Monday, February 09, 2004

Beeeleeee 

As you can see, I like Billy Corgan, former leader of Smashing Pumpkins and Zwan. So I've put his blog into my blogroll in the hopes that he will somehow see it and give me a free Smashing Pumpkins or Zwan t-shirt. Or maybe even some free concert tickets. Or a BJ. Maybe that's pushing it. I don't think Billy would be up for it, and I don't think I'd even want it. That'd be funny though, it'd be like making love to a giant cantaloupe. Hmmm, I don't think I want Billy to read this after all. But if you are reading this, Billy, would you at least consider it? I bought all your albums.

UPDATE: Billy doesn't seem to be blogging much anymore, so I deleted his ass!