How to Make It in Life

After a hard day's work, there's nothing better for the aching body than a hot shower and a cold bowl of Golden Grahams. And someone to massage my tootsies. But that last thing ain't gonna happen because, as one might gather, the effect of 15 straight hours of physical labor on one's feet will, as evidenced upon the removal of one's shoes at day's end, produce an odor so vile it could fell several hippopotamuses.

Oh well, the shower was very nice. And the cereal was chased down with a proper dinner of chicken patty sandwiches. And now I am cozy in bed, about to sleep my ass off. Good night.