How to Make It in Life

Apparently, my body only thought we were taking a nap, so it decided to wake us up hours before we have to go into work. Why am I referring to my body as a separate entity? Because I'm insane. Anyway it's 2:20 A.M. and I am trying to remember the weird dreams I just had. I know it's always boring to hear about someone else's weird dreams, but let me tell you, mine involved a drive to Vegas, the lost love of my life, and a monkey. Sounds like the makings of a new Burt Reynolds movie.