How to Make It in Life

Well, I'm off to Home Depot to buy some of that nasty, toxic root kill for my toilet. I hate doing it, but my landlord doesn't like paying for a roto-rooter every six months. But I was doing some research and they use the same chemical used in the root kill for agricultural use, so it can't be that bad can it? Perhaps I will do more research. On the upside, there's a McDonald's in the Home Depot, so I can get an Egg McMuffin and perhaps a breakfast burrito while I'm there. Ahhh, greasy food after a night of imbibery is always good for the soul. Not necessarily for the ass though.