How to Make It in Life

I get the day off today because my boss thinks I've been working too much lately, i.e. getting paid too much overtime. I could be mad that he's trying to take money out my pocket, food out of my mouth, buttless chaps out of my closet, but honestly I really don't mind having a day off. Besides, I needed to take care of things I haven't had time for recently, like taking my car in to get a tune-up and buying some groceries to make a pot of my extra-delicious chicken curry. I usually make enough curry to last ten meals, which one would think would be overkill, but I just eat it pretty much every day afterwards and never get sick of it. It's that damn good. Maybe I'll post some pictures later, make y'all jealous.