How to Make It in Life

When you're driving down the freeway, don't shift the car into neutral. Sure, it's fun, and it doesn't hurt the car or anything. But it's pretty easy to then accidentally shift the car into reverse. And that is what I did one day, a long time ago. The car made a funny noise, and the engine shut down, but luckily I was able to pull over to the side of the road. I felt like the stupidest moron in the world. And I was. But amazingly, the car was fine. But I soon felt like an even stupider moron, after I told my dad what I did with his car. Wow, he was so mad. I never saw a man's face get that red before. Anyway, so don't do that. Tell the truth, that is.