How to Make It in Life

I have to stop drinking coffee. We just got a new coffee machine at work, so I've been chugging it like a madman. Now it's the weekend, and being away from the coffee, all I'm thinking about is the coffee. I feel sluggish without it. So I guess I'm addicted. Perhaps I should make some, but I'm too lazy to make it. Yet if I had it, I would not be too lazy to make it. Did I just blow your mind? Yeah, me and Confucius can do that sometimes.