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Wednesday, June 09, 2004

Dentists are Greedy Bastards 

400 dollars for a cleaning? Does that come with a happy ending? Hmmm? I know you said it was a special cleaning -- and by "special" you probably meant "painful", rather than "includes happy ending" -- but I don't see why you want me to have it, other than to help buy you a new big screen TV! You suck! You suck big time!

So I went to the dentist the other day, and they want me to pay $400 for a cleaning plus another $300 to fill three cavities. And that's with insurance. I swear, I should just work somewhere that provides full coverage, or live in a society that doesn't mind if you look like a Jack-O-Lantern. So I will find a new dentist, and hopefully this one won't mistake me for a fool!